Pac Demotivational Poster
MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care
POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
PAGAN PACMAN - 'Wicca Wicca Wicca Wicca...'
SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -
PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.
KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken
9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Space explores you!
SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.
RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!
CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.
AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?
FIRST MAN IN SPACE -
NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!
PACMAN - do you really think he is only a sort of yellow controlable pizza part in a game ?
THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring
GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label
THE PROOF - ...is in the pictures!
18 Inches -
INTELLIGENCE - I believe there's intelligent life out there. I mean, they had to put it somewhere right?
EXCUSE ME - I believe you have my stapler
PAC-MAN - AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!(they WILL come back to haunt you)
1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?
EPIC FACEPALM - When your face supercedes your palms integer in relation to fail and rips a hole in the spacetime continuum.
THE RAT PACK - They invented cool ...
APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?
I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive
F A C E B O O K - A place where anyone can stick their nose in anyone's business.
PLANET EARTH - Please remember that if the world didn't suck we'd all just float off into space.
LUDICROUS SPEED - They're going plaid.
NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! - The only DECENT thing Tim Allen ever said!
WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long
PROFILE PICS CAN BE LIKE ICEBERGS; - THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE MASS THAN WHAT YOU ARE SEEING...
SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -
SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...
LUMBERG HAIKU -
NASA - Either they lied or I'm buying some cat treats soon.
THUG LIFE - Imma ride till i die.
SAY HELLO - to my little friend!
Same Day Delivery -
THE SPACE POPE - Better Than Your Pope In Every Conceivable Way
SHOOT ME -
WANT A PIECE OF ME? -
ALIEN PROPHET - Many Believe The Real God Is An Alien.
*BOOP!* - +10 points
GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.
HOT JUPITERS - Proof that hot fatties do exist
SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!
SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"
FACTORY SPACE - MILTON WADDAMS' GRANDFATHER HAD A JERK FOR A BOSS TOO.
RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.
ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!
LIFE IS ONE -
HMMM YES... - It's coming along quite nicely...
ONLINE SITES -
SPACE MARINES - You Can Have My Bolter When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hand.
SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"
BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...
The Root Of All Immaturity -
IT'S SIMPLE -
10 ROUNDS -
THE DREAM JOB -
UNEMPLOYMENT - R2-D2 learned astral projection and reverse psychology while waiting his next gig.
SAD - Whoever thought they were funny should stop trying
PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!
SOMETIMES - Even space aliens need a vacation
RICK MORANIS - "I'll teach you to Rickroll me."
A WORLD WITHOUT RELIGION -
SIXPACK - He Has It.
SOVIET GLOBETROTTERS -
PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH -
CAPTAIN BENJAMIN SISKO -
MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!
MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!
MY GOD - It's full of stars...
WHAT GOES UP -
GET WITH THE TIMES -
prime directive -
MAN TIME -
GUYS AND DOLLS -
MOVING OUT -
CANADIAN SPACE AGENCY - LESS IMPORTANT THAN HOCKEY
VULCAN PLEASE - I find your lack of logic disturbing.
MURPHY'S LAW - ''If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.''
IN RUSSIA - There are no dots to save Pac Man.
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